Sleep draw

Scary movies

2012-03-04T11:23:00.002-08:00

45 hours would be nice, I think

2012-03-03T07:36:00.002-08:00

Rational brain

2012-03-02T09:47:00.002-08:00

Hey guys.

2012-02-27T13:25:00.002-08:00

Okay, this feels really pretentious but whatever, I made a facebook page! I'm gonna make a comic about the first person who clicks like, don't you think I won't do it, oh I'll do it, you don't know where I've been, man!

Not today

2012-02-26T11:42:00.000-08:00

Internet forum guy

2012-02-25T08:52:00.002-08:00

Clogged showers

2012-02-19T08:36:00.000-08:00

Luckily the shower we have now is like being in a glorious sauna on a Caribbean beach while being cleaned by drunk cherubs, but I remember my life with an uncloggable shower where all kinds of weird things would come floating up from the drain.

Whatever, man

2012-02-15T13:44:00.001-08:00

Poop

2012-02-15T12:44:00.001-08:00

Hangry

2012-02-12T09:20:00.001-08:00

Pterosaur makes comics

2012-02-10T10:25:00.000-08:00

Well, this is kind of silly.

Cats

2012-02-08T11:30:00.001-08:00

I didn't draw a comic but I did draw a girl

2012-02-07T11:15:00.000-08:00

I wonder how (some) people manage to cram so many different things into their allotted twenty four hours a day. I come home form work, we cook dinner, eat it, and then suddenly there's just a few hours left before I go to bed so I can get up and spend a huge chunk of the next day devoting myself to the people who pay me money. I've been thinking this a lot lately. If any of you who might read this would like to tell me what you do every day, I would really like that!

The five steps of almost catching your bus

2012-02-05T06:01:00.000-08:00

I just realized I forgot to draw those two guys waiting for the bus in picture number three! It looks like they just materialized at the end there. Maybe they did? But I think I just spent something like three or four hours on this and my shoulders feel funny, so hopefully I can just paste them in later.

Iguana

2012-02-04T13:18:00.000-08:00

This isn't a comic by any stretch of the word. But it is an iguana.

I hope you're having a great Saturday night. I'm just drawing and interneting. I was supposed to cook myself dinner, but I somehow ended up eating half a tub of Ben and Jerrys while I was waiting for the appropriate time to cook dinner. I fear I have done something irresponsible and nausea-inducing.

Guide to cooking anything

2012-02-03T14:17:00.000-08:00

You will need

1. A big knife, preferably with a Japanese logo on it to make it look extra cool
2. The internet

Google "the best ______ ever", inserting whatever dish it is that you wish to cook.

Choose the recipe with the largest amount of positive reviews.

Cook it, using your cool knife (makes you look super pro).

Whatever, I say whatever, it is that you just made, put parmesan on it.

Boogers

2012-02-01T11:29:00.001-08:00

Other people

2012-01-30T11:51:00.001-08:00

Smalltalk

2012-01-29T12:18:00.000-08:00

Baby cult

2012-01-29T05:58:00.000-08:00

A few people over at reddit.com felt that this comic makes fun of young moms. That wasn't really my intention, it's more like, hey, a surprising amount of guys and girls from my hometown are having kids really young, and I thought it would be funny if there was some sort of eerie reason for this. Like a cult.

Yeah, kids are cute.

2012-01-26T05:44:00.001-08:00

Also,

her: I want a little cat.
me: what would you name it?
her: I would name it your name.

Kids are pretty nice people, guys!

Four kinda cool things

2012-01-22T06:24:00.000-08:00

When you call a store

2012-01-20T10:47:00.001-08:00

2012-01-18T13:17:00.000-08:00

Get yourself together

2012-01-10T11:26:00.000-08:00

Ghosts

2012-01-09T12:16:00.001-08:00

Kids

2012-01-08T07:17:00.001-08:00

My Friday night.

2012-01-07T07:59:00.001-08:00

There's a shortcut to my house.

2012-01-04T14:16:00.001-08:00

Spiders

2011-12-25T07:57:00.000-08:00

My boyfriend calls them spider-bros to make them seem friendlier, but it doesn't really work :(

Merry Christmas!

2011-12-24T04:47:00.001-08:00

Little psychopaths

2011-12-11T11:56:00.001-08:00

Christmas gifts

2011-12-11T10:43:00.001-08:00

Before I move

2011-12-07T08:46:00.001-08:00

Actually, it's one week now! I'm really overly excited about it, and I've been counting the days for about three months now.

I'm sorry

2011-12-05T10:32:00.001-08:00

Mmm, space heater.

2011-12-02T14:26:00.001-08:00

Sleeping positions

2011-12-01T11:56:00.001-08:00

Bathroom stalls

2011-11-28T12:48:00.001-08:00

Keep this place tidy

2011-11-26T05:25:00.001-08:00

So the point of this one was that I often feel like I tidy my place up really well, and then I put ONE SHIRT or ONE SOCK on the floor and for some reason, everything is an embarrassing mess again. It just happens so fast. At the speed of neutrinos.

The sleep monster

2011-11-24T10:34:00.001-08:00

Drunk sushi

2011-11-21T11:20:00.001-08:00

Working with kids

2011-11-21T10:02:00.001-08:00

What are you doing?

2011-11-16T11:31:00.000-08:00

Excuses

2011-11-16T11:02:00.000-08:00

This will just be my life now

2011-11-15T12:13:00.003-08:00

Pruny skin

2011-11-15T12:12:00.000-08:00