Hey guys.

Okay, this feels really pretentious but whatever, I made a facebook page! I'm gonna make a comic about the first person who clicks like, don't you think I won't do it, oh I'll do it, you don't know where I've been, man!

Not today

Internet forum guy

Clogged showers

Luckily the shower we have now is like being in a glorious sauna on a Caribbean beach while being cleaned by drunk cherubs, but I remember my life with an uncloggable shower where all kinds of weird things would come floating up from the drain.

Whatever, man

Poop

Hangry

Pterosaur makes comics

Well, this is kind of silly.

Cats

I didn't draw a comic but I did draw a girl

I wonder how (some) people manage to cram so many different things into their allotted twenty four hours a day. I come home form work, we cook dinner, eat it, and then suddenly there's just a few hours left before I go to bed so I can get up and spend a huge chunk of the next day devoting myself to the people who pay me money. I've been thinking this a lot lately. If any of you who might read this would like to tell me what you do every day, I would really like that!

The five steps of almost catching your bus

I just realized I forgot to draw those two guys waiting for the bus in picture number three! It looks like they just materialized at the end there. Maybe they did? But I think I just spent something like three or four hours on this and my shoulders feel funny, so hopefully I can just paste them in later.

Iguana

This isn't a comic by any stretch of the word. But it is an iguana.

I hope you're having a great Saturday night. I'm just drawing and interneting. I was supposed to cook myself dinner, but I somehow ended up eating half a tub of Ben and Jerrys while I was waiting for the appropriate time to cook dinner. I fear I have done something irresponsible and nausea-inducing.

Guide to cooking anything

You will need

1. A big knife, preferably with a Japanese logo on it to make it look extra cool
2. The internet

Google "the best ______ ever", inserting whatever dish it is that you wish to cook.

Choose the recipe with the largest amount of positive reviews.

Cook it, using your cool knife (makes you look super pro).

Whatever, I say whatever, it is that you just made, put parmesan on it.

Boogers