Guide to cooking anything

You will need

1. A big knife, preferably with a Japanese logo on it to make it look extra cool
2. The internet

Google "the best ______ ever", inserting whatever dish it is that you wish to cook.

Choose the recipe with the largest amount of positive reviews.

Cook it, using your cool knife (makes you look super pro).

Whatever, I say whatever, it is that you just made, put parmesan on it.